mikarchive:

i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

(via taffybuns)

loseremo:

zootycoon-archive:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

(via unclefather)

taiyaqi:

ahegado:

tag your superbowl spoilers

Tom Brady dies

(via mens-rights-activia)

mousathe14:

primarybufferpanel:

michaelgovehateblog:

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

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butchflirt:

qrgirl-deactivated20220303:

its over anakin! i published the callout

You underestimate my clout

twoofcups:

twoofcups:

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

luke: yeah, no, yoda was like 3 feet tall.

han, who had spent the last like 6 years thinking luke did parkour in the jungle carrying a full grown man on his back:

(via butchflirt)

neutroiis:

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

(via mens-rights-activia)