Posts tagged Harry Potter
The "F" Stands for "Fuck The Patriarchy"
Or why I cannot sleep
well that’s … kinda dark. And interesting. I like it :)
fuck me that’s the best theory I’ve heard in a long time
:O Can we get a redo?
HOLY SHIT. MY MIND IS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN.
(Source: thejediramblings, via hammyandbean)
I mean, you’d have different wizarding schools, obviously outside of the European tradition
we’ve talked on this
But think about some foreign exchange type shit
When you’re going to Hogwarts and you’re in the carriage
And you’ve seen some shit and you see a Thestral and you’re like
YOOO THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!
And all the other kids are like, “What? *eatin chocolate frogs and shit*”
“THE BAT MONSTER HORSE BIRD!!!!”
“Lol You Americans are so weird.”
“NO MAN! LOOK!!!”
yes but you can only see thestrals if you have seen death
Out of all the dozens or hundreds of exchange students Hogwarts could have over the years, there is bound to be at least one who has seen death who has had this conversation. It’s statistically unavoidable.
I mean, you’d have different wizarding schools, obviously outside of the European tradition
we’ve talked on this
But think about some foreign exchange type shit
When you’re going to Hogwarts and you’re in the carriage
And you’ve seen some shit and you see a Thestral and you’re like
YOOO THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!
And all the other kids are like, “What? *eatin chocolate frogs and shit*”
“THE BAT MONSTER HORSE BIRD!!!!”
“Lol You Americans are so weird.”
“NO MAN! LOOK!!!”
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Rupert Grint looks like the kind of guy who’s always sweaty
This part always gets me, not just because of the situation but because of Oliver. Just think - that really is his brother lying on the floor, not just another actor. He’s not just George seeing Fred, he’s Oliver seeing James. It’s not just a role he’s playing, and that’s what makes it almost unbearable to watch.
LEAVE ME ALONE TO SOB IN A CORNER.
I read somewhere they could only do this scene half a dozen times or so because it was so emotionally draining for Oliver.
GOD WHY.
AHH SHIT PEOPLE WHOEVER MADE THIS BURN IN FUCKING HELL
reminding people that this happened
SHIT
SHIT
TEARS
NO TEARS GO AWAY
FUCK YOU TEARS
Real talk:
My younger brother and I are eleven months apart in age and were pretty much raised as twins. Last year in my public speaking class I had to give a eulogy… for somoene who was still alive. Who I cared for deeply. And I had to pretend they were dead. I chose my brother.
My professor warned us that we were going to see classmates cry, break down even, but nobody thought it would be them. I definitely thought I could handle it. But when I walked up on that stage, and saw the funeral mock-up my professor set up with coffin, flowers, and the lot, I just… I can’t even explain the awful feeling that filled me.
I went to the podium and started to read and I was doing okay but then I looked over at the coffin… and just fucking SOBBED. I could barely get out the words I was so upset and I was shaking and thought FOR SURE I was gunna throw up.
Because my brother is as much a part of me as my left arm, my foot, my hair. Because he has been with me as long as I have had a physical memory and to imagine him not being there was literally one of the mot awful thoughts I have ever entertained. So I can tell you that this is fucking legit. Because I’ve felt it.
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Hagrid carrying Harry.
Just look at Hagrid’s face for a minute, in the second gif. He looks like his worst nightmare has come true. He’s thinking about carrying Harry, and how he cried at the thought of him growing up not knowing who he was. How he wanted Harry to be able to bask in the glory of his fame as the Chosen One… and how he had no idea that it would end like this.
Hagrid loved Harry like his own son. And there is no greater pain on this Earth than burying your own child.
I just…
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has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
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These are some facts that J.K.Rowling let slip in numerous interviews. Facts that tell us what all happened nineteen years later, with our three heroes, Harry, Ron, and Hermoine and other wonderful characters,
~ Azkaban no longer uses Dementors as guardians.
~George Weasley married Angelina Johnson and had 2 children named Fred and Roxanne.
~Harry made sure that the Wizarding world knew that Snape was a hero and on Dumbledore’s side.
~Slytherin House became more diluted and was no longer solely pureblood; however its dark reputation lingers.
~Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltongue.
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FUCK YOU. WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?wHY MUST YOU POST SUCH A THING“Every mirror is the Mirror of Erised for George”
this is pure evil
i hate you
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Happy birthday, buddy. Thanks for stickin’ around. <3
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